C O N D O M S'
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Imagine If All The Top Brand's Start Selling Condoms, They Won't Even Have To Change Their Tag Line..
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'Pepsodent' Condom:
Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum.. 😂😂
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'Colgate' Condom:
Ye Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra.. 😂😂
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'Nokia' Condom:
Connecting People..
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'MRF' Condom:
Extra Rubber Extra Mileage.. 😜😜
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'Moov' Condom:
Ah Se Aha Tak..😝😝
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'Mirinda' Condom:
Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage.. 😉😉
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'Godrej' Hair Dye Condom:
Kato Kholo Aur Lagao.. 😝😝
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'Sprite' Condom:
Bujaye Only Pyaas Baki All Bakwas.. 😂😂
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'Tata Sky' Condom:
Isko Laga Dala Toh Life Jhingalala.. 😜😜
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The Best One..
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'M-Seal' Condom:
Ek Tapakti Boond Aap Ki Kismat Badal Sakti Hai...!!!j 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
17.4.17
Condoms by the top brands
13.4.17
Hyderabadi Amazon
*Hyderabadi Spl*
Begum:- sunoji mujhe nayi burqa hona hai, "Amma Jaan" se mangate kya.
Hubby:- Amma Jaan kaiku ri?😟
Begum:- Arey, har cheez to "Amma Jaan" ki dukan se hi to mangate ho aap!
Hubby:- Aiyoo teri maaki kirkiri, wo Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" hai re howlii .
😡😡😡
Prices
An innocent student was writing to God..."
One Dollar has reached at ₹68, petrol at ₹70, milk₹40, onion reached at ₹80 per kg, and Dal ₹200!!!!. I'm greatful to you O God...passing marks are still at 35, warna apni to waat lag jaati!"
😀😄😆
With lots of love from last bench association!!
31.1.17
Man n woman tyranny
```📞 Different types of call duration summaries :
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👦 boy to 👦 boy !
👉00:00:59👈
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👦 boy to 👩 mom !!
👉 00:00:50 👈
----------------------
👦 boy to 👨 dad !
👉00:00:30 👈
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👦 boy to 👧 girl !
👉 01:23:59 👈
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👧 girl to 👧 girl !
👉 05:29:59 👈
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👧 girl to 👦 boy !
👉 miss call 👈
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👨 husband to 👩 wife!
👉 00:00:03👈
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👩 wife to 👨 husband
👉 call waiting 👈😜😜
Don't b selfish, share it..
😂😂😂®```
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Absolute Classic!!!
Dedicated To all Wives !
👳 *Astrologer*: Do u want to know about your husband's future?
🙎 *Wife*: Rubbish, I will decide his future! you just tell me his past. 😜
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❗A Lovely Warning❗
A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new car to his wife with a warning:
"Darling, if you meet with an accident, the newspaper will print your AGE... So drive carefully !!!"
😝😝😝
Man n woman tyranny
```📞 Different types of call duration summaries :
----------------,,,,,,,,
👦 boy to 👦 boy !
👉00:00:59👈
---------------------
👦 boy to 👩 mom !!
👉 00:00:50 👈
----------------------
👦 boy to 👨 dad !
👉00:00:30 👈
------------------------
👦 boy to 👧 girl !
👉 01:23:59 👈
-----------------------
👧 girl to 👧 girl !
👉 05:29:59 👈
-----------------------
👧 girl to 👦 boy !
👉 miss call 👈
-------------------------
👨 husband to 👩 wife!
👉 00:00:03👈
-------------------------
👩 wife to 👨 husband
👉 call waiting 👈😜😜
Don't b selfish, share it..
😂😂😂®```
______________________________
Absolute Classic!!!
Dedicated To all Wives !
👳 *Astrologer*: Do u want to know about your husband's future?
🙎 *Wife*: Rubbish, I will decide his future! you just tell me his past. 😜
_______________________________
❗A Lovely Warning❗
A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new car to his wife with a warning:
"Darling, if you meet with an accident, the newspaper will print your AGE... So drive carefully !!!"
😝😝😝