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11.6.15

Father management

Dad : Son u hv to get married I hv seen a girl for u...

Son:Not possible

Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter.....

Son: I m ready.

Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities
Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

This is called Management Skills...😜😂😂😃

1.6.15

Electricity Office

!⚡! Outside the Electricity Office !⚡!

                  One 🍌Banana🍌 vendor was selling 🍌Banana🍌

   Electricity office Manager -
                   Whats the price of Banana?

    Vendor -
                   Let me know where u'll use ?

    Manager -
                  What do u mean? ! ! !

   Vendor-
                 If you are taking to temple then its
                     Rs 10 per kg

                To Orphanage
                     Rs 15 per kg

                For school children's
                     Rs 20 per kg         

                If u take home
                     Rs 25 per kg

  And

             For restaurant
                     Rs 30 per kg.

   Electricity officer -
              How can this be, All banana are same Then why difference in price?

Vendor -
             This is my tariff plan

             Even you people from same pole u give electricity but for home, shop, factory, u people charge different tariffs..
    
Electricity office manager still in Coma
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