Spam E-Property Pass Book (EPPB): spam as not confirmed officially

Spam E-Property Pass Book (EPPB): spam as not confirmed officially

From 1/4/2017 all properties are invalid for one year.

You can't sell or buy any property until u register your properties in the E-Property Pass book.

EPPB will be linked with PAN, Aadhar online.

Owner has to personally report with ownership proof to Sub Registrar office where spl officers will enter all your property details in EPPB.

Once it is entered in EPPB  your properties will become yours.

They will have one more spl counter for emergency sellers, mortgagers, buyers where they can do exchange of properties but with full details of all properties.

Upto 31/3/2018 all properties will be entered in EPPB.

From 1/4/2018 Govt will take over the properties not entered in EPPB .

Real Estate Surgical Strike on Black Assets!

Spam E-Property Pass Book (EPPB): spam as not confirmed officially

Spam E-Property Pass Book (EPPB): spam as not confirmed officially

From 1/4/2017 all properties are invalid for one year.

You can't sell or buy any property until u register your properties in the E-Property Pass book.

EPPB will be linked with PAN, Aadhar online.

Owner has to personally report with ownership proof to Sub Registrar office where spl officers will enter all your property details in EPPB.

Once it is entered in EPPB  your properties will become yours.

They will have one more spl counter for emergency sellers, mortgagers, buyers where they can do exchange of properties but with full details of all properties.

Upto 31/3/2018 all properties will be entered in EPPB.

From 1/4/2018 Govt will take over the properties not entered in EPPB .

Real Estate Surgical Strike on Black Assets!

Documentation is important!!!

Once Ashish was travelling by train in A/c class.  He was traveling from Manmad to Bangalore!

He was traveling alone!

Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

Ashish was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him!  This made Ashish even more Happy!

Then she went and sat next to him!

Ashish was bubbling with Joy!

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are  harassing and misbehaving with me"

Ashish stared blankly at her!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote " I  can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say"

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!

Ashish took her note, kept it in his pocket!

He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"

MORAL OF THE STORY : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*

😄😀😄

Men vs Women

Places to go before dieing!!!

Food n me

Girls favorite hobby

Best friends are like

Kattappa n Bahubali

Employee  : sir Ganpati ke liye kuch din ki chutti chahiye.....🙏🙏

Boss: chutti!!!  OK ek shart people mill sakti hai..

"ये बताओ कि कटप्पा ने बाहुबली
को क्यों मारा..🔪🔪..??"

Employee : sir ho sakta hai Bahubali
Ko kattapaa ne Ganpati ki chutti nahi di ho.....😃😝😂😇

Boss: कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिये...

😝😝😝😃😃😂😂😅😝😜😆

WHY. WHY. WHY ???

WHY. WHY.  WHY ???
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
😳😳😳😳

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
😣😣😣😣

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
😂😂😂😂

😱😱😱😱

In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
😡😡😡😡

If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
😆😆😆😆

Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
😭😭😭😭

Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
😨😨😨😨

If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
😆 😆😆😆

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
😲😲😲😲

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
😧😧😧😧

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
😈😈😈😈

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
🙀🙀🙀🙀

Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
🙈🙈🙈🙈

Can You Cry Under Water.?
😂😭😂😭

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
😆😆😆😆

We all are Living in a seriously funny world....😝😜😆😛

So Enjoy 😊

Dont laugh alone pass it on.

Room response to handle life

Today I asked myself How to Handle Life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer -
Roof said: Aim high;
Fan Said: Be cool;
Clock said: Value time;
Calendar said: Be up to date;
Wallet said: Save now for future;
Mirror said: Observe yourself;
Wall said: Share other's load;
Window said: Expand the vision;
Floor said: Always be down to earth
😝😝
Now the joke begins....
Then I looked @ my bed. And the bed said:
"kitni thand hai..
chaddar odh ke soja pagal...
Sab moh maya hai“
😂😂😂😂

Friday blues

Lawyer only!!! For girl

*A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer*.

I asked the  girl "Why do you prefer a *lawyer* to *marry*?"

She said; "They *bow their head* while entering the room and again while going out.
They say ' *your honor*' or ' *my lord*' before and after every word."

"They don't have any *male ego; because, they *wear a gown*!"

"They go to a *BAR where liquor* is not served."

"More importantly, they *never question the judgment* at least before the person who gives it,
whether they like it or not."

" *What more does a wife require* ?"


Husband n wife duals

Husband n wife duals 

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
☺


A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting



A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......


A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight !
Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"



Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.



Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !



A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary
and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal 



A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.


LAST BUT THE BEST

Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"


SSC Maharashtra Board Result check online process

📕📕📕

*SSC (10th) Maharashtra Board Result* will Be Declared 

_  6 June  2016 ko hoga declare_

01.00 baje se aap check kar sakte ho result ye link par 👇🏻👇🏻

*1)*  www.mahresult.nic.in
*2)*   www.result.mkcl.org
*3)*www.Maharashtraeducation.com

*4)*www.maharashtra12.knowyourresult.com
*5)* www.rediff.com/exams
*6)*www.maharashtra12.jagranjosh.com

📩📩📩📩📩📱

*Mobile Pe Sms Karke Bhi Result Dekh Sakte Hai*

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📩  _mhhse <space><seatno> And _  *Send To 57766*

📍 *Airtel*  User type

📩  _MAH12 <space><Roll Number> and_
*Send To 5207011*

📍 *Idea,Vodafone,Reliance,*
*Tata Docomo,Telecom  User Type*

✉ _MAH12 <space><Roll Number>_
*Send To 58888111*

*USSD code ke liye*

Airtel, Idea Vodafone ,and Aircel  User

*Dial *588# to Get Result By SMS*

🔖All The Best all SSC students

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Very touching story

Late at night after their 25th anniversary party was over, in a dark living room his wife saw him whispering on the phone. She quietly walked into him, he hangs up , she asked him to who he was speaking. He answers her "I was talking to my 2nd wife who I got married to secretly 2 years back,)." She asked him, "but u never told me that". He says "I did not want to hurt ur feeling." She tells him, "That's ok darling, I am an understanding wife." He started crying loud with tears. She pacified him and tells him lets not wake up the kids held his hand and takes him to the bedroom. for the rest of the story click on the link