Room response to handle life

Today I asked myself How to Handle Life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer -
Roof said: Aim high;
Fan Said: Be cool;
Clock said: Value time;
Calendar said: Be up to date;
Wallet said: Save now for future;
Mirror said: Observe yourself;
Wall said: Share other's load;
Window said: Expand the vision;
Floor said: Always be down to earth
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Now the joke begins....
Then I looked @ my bed. And the bed said:
"kitni thand hai..
chaddar odh ke soja pagal...
Sab moh maya hai“
😂😂😂😂