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30.8.16

Kattappa n Bahubali

Employee  : sir Ganpati ke liye kuch din ki chutti chahiye.....🙏🙏

Boss: chutti!!!  OK ek shart people mill sakti hai..

"ये बताओ कि कटप्पा ने बाहुबली
को क्यों मारा..🔪🔪..??"

Employee : sir ho sakta hai Bahubali
Ko kattapaa ne Ganpati ki chutti nahi di ho.....😃😝😂😇

Boss: कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिये...

😝😝😝😃😃😂😂😅😝😜😆

21.8.16

WHY. WHY. WHY ???

WHY. WHY.  WHY ???
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
😳😳😳😳

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
😣😣😣😣

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
😂😂😂😂

😱😱😱😱

In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
😡😡😡😡

If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
😆😆😆😆

Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
😭😭😭😭

Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
😨😨😨😨

If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
😆 😆😆😆

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
😲😲😲😲

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
😧😧😧😧

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
😈😈😈😈

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
🙀🙀🙀🙀

Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
🙈🙈🙈🙈

Can You Cry Under Water.?
😂😭😂😭

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
😆😆😆😆

We all are Living in a seriously funny world....😝😜😆😛

So Enjoy 😊

Dont laugh alone pass it on.

Room response to handle life

Today I asked myself How to Handle Life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer -
Roof said: Aim high;
Fan Said: Be cool;
Clock said: Value time;
Calendar said: Be up to date;
Wallet said: Save now for future;
Mirror said: Observe yourself;
Wall said: Share other's load;
Window said: Expand the vision;
Floor said: Always be down to earth
😝😝
Now the joke begins....
Then I looked @ my bed. And the bed said:
"kitni thand hai..
chaddar odh ke soja pagal...
Sab moh maya hai“
😂😂😂😂

Friday blues