A boy jumps in swimming pool n starts to drown...
Lifeguard jumps n saves his life...
Lifeguard - y u jumped, when u didn't knew swimming?
Boy - I was trying to learn swimming...
Lifeguard - without a swimming trainer ???
Boy - yes, I am from IIN...
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Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Tanya's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff. I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion."
Wife: "Who is Tanya?"
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WhatsApp Calling Feature Is All About:
1. Hello Aawaz Aa Rahi Hai?
2. Tujhe Meri Aawaz Der Se Sunayi Padh Rahi
Hai.
3. Sorry Yaar By Mistake Lag Gaya Tha.
4. Bas Test Kar Raha Tha Call Lagta Kaise Hai.
5. Sirf Dekh Raha Tha Paise Toh Nahi Cut Rahe
Na😂😂✌
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Good morning...... Solve this: Puzzle.😎☝🎆
Let us see who can do it.
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Here is a list showing the month and a number for each month .
☝January 713
☝February 823
☝March 531
☝ April 542
☝May 351
☝June 462
☝July 471
☝ August 683
😤⚡Discover the logic and find the number for September = ?
🌞Challenge is O P E N for all GENIUS😇
Please support yöür answer by logic , it's compulsory ...☝😎
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September -- 993
9 letters+ 9th month + 3 vowel
How to check a Hidden Camera in Hotel Room?
When you stay in a hotel, how do you know there is no room pinhole camera? you do not know that you could unknowingly be photographed. You can use this method to check your room. When you have entered into your room, turn off the lights, and close the curtains,open your phone camera, do not turn the flash light on. Turn around the room with your cell phone, when a red dot is found, that means that a hidden web camera is installed. If no red dots, the room is ok. Please forward this message to your friends who travel or take a business trip very often. My dear friends and sisters kindly note and be aware
Share with as many u can. Help ur sister, mom ur wife n female friends.......
This is a google survey:
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Sindhi's are most successful,total Population is only 5% of the world !!
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30% of india's businesses are run by Sindhi's only !!!
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We are the 6th most Richest community in the world.
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Sindhi surnames have 423 different ending in ANI's
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35% NRI globally are Sindhi. We are the official caste of 43 countries and counting !
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In 2024 we will be the richest minority community worldwide !
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I am proud of being a Sindhi. If you are too share as much as you can.
Fakhar saan chao ... Haa, Maan Sindhi Aahiyaan .... Jai Jhulelal !!
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Sab hi chao Jhulelal
Hass kar jiyo mere laal.
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Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Tahinja theenda bera paar.
🙏🐠🌙🔔🌺🙏🐠
Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Sada hi rahando mala maal.
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Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Kadhin na theendo woh kangaal.
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Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Kadhin na theendo Bhagwan kha dhaar.
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Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Udhari na indo dhar te yaar.
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Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Umar unji 100 saal.
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Jeko chavando Jhulelal
Unkhe milandi suthy zaal.
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Inkha vadeek chha khapai muhinja yaar, dildaar, manthaar, akhyun ja piyar.
Tawa sabin khe cheti chand ju lakh lakh vadayun.
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〽An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood on standby. As the Arab had a very rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally.
So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally, a Sindhi was located who had a similar type of blood.
The Sindhi willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery the Arab sent the Sindhi as a token of his appreciation a new Rolls, diamonds, Bulgari jewellery, and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Sindhi who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Sindhi a thank you card and a jar of almond halwa.
The Sindhi was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Sindhi's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner.
The Arab replied "Chariya...now I have Sindhi blood in my veins !"😱😜
😜Whatsapp's 1st ever useful msg to engineering domain students😜
(α+в+¢)²= α²+в²+¢²+2(αв+в¢+¢α)
1. (α+в)²= α²+2αв+в²
2. (α+в)²= (α-в)²+4αв b
3. (α-в)²= α²-2αв+в²
4. (α-в)²= f(α+в)²-4αв
5. α² + в²= (α+в)² - 2αв.
6. α² + в²= (α-в)² + 2αв.
7. α²-в² =(α + в)(α - в)
8. 2(α² + в²) = (α+ в)² + (α - в)²
9. 4αв = (α + в)² -(α-в)²
10. αв ={(α+в)/2}²-{(α-в)/2}²
11. (α + в + ¢)² = α² + в² + ¢² + 2(αв + в¢ + ¢α)
12. (α + в)³ = α³ + 3α²в + 3αв² + в³
13. (α + в)³ = α³ + в³ + 3αв(α + в)
14. (α-в)³=α³-3α²в+3αв²-в³
15. α³ + в³ = (α + в) (α² -αв + в²)
16. α³ + в³ = (α+ в)³ -3αв(α+ в)
17. α³ -в³ = (α -в) (α² + αв + в²)
18. α³ -в³ = (α-в)³ + 3αв(α-в)
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ѕιη0° =0
ѕιη30° = 1/2
ѕιη45° = 1/√2
ѕιη60° = √3/2
ѕιη90° = 1
¢σѕ ιѕ σρρσѕιтє σƒ ѕιη
тαη0° = 0
тαη30° = 1/√3
тαη45° = 1
тαη60° = √3
тαη90° = ∞
¢σт ιѕ σρρσѕιтє σƒ тαη
ѕє¢0° = 1
ѕє¢30° = 2/√3
ѕє¢45° = √2
ѕє¢60° = 2
ѕє¢90° = ∞
¢σѕє¢ ιѕ σρρσѕιтє σƒ ѕє¢
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2ѕιηα¢σѕв=ѕιη(α+в)+ѕιη(α-в)
2¢σѕαѕιηв=ѕιη(α+в)-ѕιη(α-в)
2¢σѕα¢σѕв=¢σѕ(α+в)+¢σѕ(α-в)
2ѕιηαѕιηв=¢σѕ(α-в)-¢σѕ(α+в)
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ѕιη(α+в)=ѕιηα ¢σѕв+ ¢σѕα ѕιηв.
» ¢σѕ(α+в)=¢σѕα ¢σѕв - ѕιηα ѕιηв.
» ѕιη(α-в)=ѕιηα¢σѕв-¢σѕαѕιηв.
» ¢σѕ(α-в)=¢σѕα¢σѕв+ѕιηαѕιηв.
» тαη(α+в)= (тαηα + тαηв)/ (1−тαηαтαηв)
» тαη(α−в)= (тαηα − тαηв) / (1+ тαηαтαηв)
» ¢σт(α+в)= (¢σтα¢σтв −1) / (¢σтα + ¢σтв)
» ¢σт(α−в)= (¢σтα¢σтв + 1) / (¢σтв− ¢σтα)
» ѕιη(α+в)=ѕιηα ¢σѕв+ ¢σѕα ѕιηв.
» ¢σѕ(α+в)=¢σѕα ¢σѕв +ѕιηα ѕιηв.
» ѕιη(α-в)=ѕιηα¢σѕв-¢σѕαѕιηв.
» ¢σѕ(α-в)=¢σѕα¢σѕв+ѕιηαѕιηв.
» тαη(α+в)= (тαηα + тαηв)/ (1−тαηαтαηв)
» тαη(α−в)= (тαηα − тαηв) / (1+ тαηαтαηв)
» ¢σт(α+в)= (¢σтα¢σтв −1) / (¢σтα + ¢σтв)
» ¢σт(α−в)= (¢σтα¢σтв + 1) / (¢σтв− ¢σтα)
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α/ѕιηα = в/ѕιηв = ¢/ѕιη¢ = 2я
» α = в ¢σѕ¢ + ¢ ¢σѕв
» в = α ¢σѕ¢ + ¢ ¢σѕα
» ¢ = α ¢σѕв + в ¢σѕα
» ¢σѕα = (в² + ¢²− α²) / 2в¢
» ¢σѕв = (¢² + α²− в²) / 2¢α
» ¢σѕ¢ = (α² + в²− ¢²) / 2¢α
» Δ = αв¢/4я
» ѕιηΘ = 0 тнєη,Θ = ηΠ
» ѕιηΘ = 1 тнєη,Θ = (4η + 1)Π/2
» ѕιηΘ =−1 тнєη,Θ = (4η− 1)Π/2
» ѕιηΘ = ѕιηα тнєη,Θ = ηΠ (−1)^ηα
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1. ѕιη2α = 2ѕιηα¢σѕα
2. ¢σѕ2α = ¢σѕ²α − ѕιη²α
3. ¢σѕ2α = 2¢σѕ²α − 1
4. ¢σѕ2α = 1 − ѕιη²α
5. 2ѕιη²α = 1 − ¢σѕ2α
6. 1 + ѕιη2α = (ѕιηα + ¢σѕα)²
7. 1 − ѕιη2α = (ѕιηα − ¢σѕα)²
8. тαη2α = 2тαηα / (1 − тαη²α)
9. ѕιη2α = 2тαηα / (1 + тαη²α)
10. ¢σѕ2α = (1 − тαη²α) / (1 + тαη²α)
11. 4ѕιη³α = 3ѕιηα − ѕιη3α
12. 4¢σѕ³α = 3¢σѕα + ¢σѕ3α
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» ѕιη²Θ+¢σѕ²Θ=1
» ѕє¢²Θ-тαη²Θ=1
» ¢σѕє¢²Θ-¢σт²Θ=1
» ѕιηΘ=1/¢σѕє¢Θ
» ¢σѕє¢Θ=1/ѕιηΘ
» ¢σѕΘ=1/ѕє¢Θ
» ѕє¢Θ=1/¢σѕΘ
» тαηΘ=1/¢σтΘ
» ¢σтΘ=1/тαηΘ
» тαηΘ=ѕιηΘ/¢σѕΘ
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I am sure no one would have completely read this..
bcz v r all engineers
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Brilliant😄😄😄
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A Sexy Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.
Madam asked,'Boy, What is your problem?'
Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy.: '9 .
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy.: '36 .
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know.
The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'
Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.
Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy.: 'Pockets.'
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Fire truck
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, . . . . . . 'Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD,Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!!!
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Chotu: Mummy tu mala khota sangitala....
Mom😡: I told to u every time please speak in English.
Chotu : Ok Mom u lied to me.
Mom : When my son. ?😕
Chotu : U said that my younger sis is an angel.
Mom : Yes, she is
Chotu : So why didn't she fly when I threw her from our balcony.
Mom : Kutrya... Melya...Kutha fekla porila ????.
Son : Talk in English Mom 😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝
To err is human .....
To blame it on driver is ....
BEING HUMAN 😛😝😄😱
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A Lady visited a Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left side ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"
A Guy at Her Right Side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??
Lady replied: "Rupali Deshpande, Married.
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The plane takes off and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seatbelts. The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book. Marvellous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I.
He notices that the Pope is working uhis way through the puzzle, and that the Pope is tapping his pencil, thinking. The Pope turns to him and says, “I usually don’t talk to anyone on flights, but I wonder if you can help me?”
“Anything your Eminence.. What is it?”
“Do you know a four letter word
that ends in ‘u-n-t’
that means
something associated with women?”
The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally he says,
“The only word I can think of is aunt.”
The Pope looks at him and asks,
“Do you have an eraser?
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1 shakhs ne kisi Buzurg se pucha:
Dunya me Dost aur Dushman ki kaise pehchan ki jae?
Buzurg ne ghour se suna
Phir jaib se 1 machis ki dabbi nikali
us me se 2 teeliyan uthain
1 teeli wapis rakhi
1 teeli ko tor k us k 2 hisse kiye
agla hissa phenk diya pichle hisse ko kan me pherte hue bole
"Meku kya malum!!"
Fresh stock of Rajni jokes 😜😛👍
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Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!😜
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!🐶
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Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running🕑⌚️
---------------------------------- Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second...😧😜
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Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
He used Only Agarbatti😜👓🎓
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When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!📒✒️
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While playing once Rajnikant said
"statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as
"Statue of Liberty"🙋🗽😜
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Rajinikanth's calendar jumps straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.😜
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons.... and .... The rain
was cancelled due to the match.💦
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Why did British leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948...😳😝
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This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes
on Rajnikant or else he will Delete
INTERNET..🌐
😛😜😝😃
MASTERPIECE......KILLER OF THE DECADE...!!!
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers .😄
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Engineering shayri
''mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear
Wah wah!
Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.
Xternal says _see dear, ur basic concept r not clear plz try next year...........😓😂😂😉
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Galileo used candle for studying at night .......
Alexander used lamp for studying at night......
Einstein used torch light for studying at night.....
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sab apne jaise hi they.....
din bhar timepass or rat ko padhai 😂😂😜😝
Breast Size!
An HR guy got married to another HR girl. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujh se dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me!
The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?
The HR man shouts: Your Boobs are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size, when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger...
The bride replied,
"Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package...
but this is what you get IN HAND... 😂😂😂😂😂
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Management lessons from Gabbar Singh ...
Gabbar was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay
1. Jo darr gaya samjho mar gaya - Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business
2. Kitne admi the - Its important to know the competition and its size ..he understood that even a small team can make a difference
3. Arey o sambha kitna inam rakhe hai sarkar hum par - Promoting one's own brand is very important and to be reiterated always
4. 6 goli, aur aadmi 3 - Create an illusion where his insurbodinates had a chance of survival but kills them in the next scene ...
moral - perform or perish
5. Le ab goli kha - Sometimes in the interest of the organisation u have to take hard and unpopular decisions .... So sometimes a leader has to 'fire' some employees
6. Jab tak tere pair chalenge uski saans chalegi - Classic carrot and stick approach ...tere pair ruke toh yeh bandook chalegi !!
7 . Yeh ramgadh waale apni betiyon ko kaunsi chakki ka aata khilate hai re - Market research is important to understand value propositions !!
8. Yeh hath mujhey dedey thakur - Identify elements of threats in the market and take measures to minimise them
9. Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi - Conduct advance mapping of key events within the industry and devise penetration strategy to have a competitive edge over your rivals
10. "Suwer ke bacheyyyy !" - Verbal warning for non performance !
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Corporate lesson :
Jack and Max were walking near a church for the Sunday prayer..
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”
Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way you ask for it!!
Dedicated to all professionals !!!
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Sr. Manager to Jr. Manager : Tumhe aaj late evening tak kam karna padega!
Jr Manager : kya hai saahab raat ko mere dhande ka time hota hai.
Sr Manager : kya matlab ?
Jr. Manager : Sir raat ko Auto chalata hu... itni salary me ghar kahan chalta hai
Sr. Manager : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya. !!
kabhi raat ko biwi bachon ko le ke aana meri pav-bhaji ki dukan pe!
😂😂😂
(Dedicated to all employees who are waiting for appraisal)👻🙈😜
A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:
"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"
In deep husky voice a man next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😂😂😆😆
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
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Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad?
Child: No. He too beats me
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Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
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Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
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Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with
Mumbai Indians.
They dont beat anybody
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Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred , how was the memory clinic you went to last month ? "Outstanding," Fred replied . "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques-visualization , association -it's made a big difference for me." "That's great ! What was the name of that clinic ? Fred went blank . He thought and thought and couldn't remember . Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns ? "You mean a rose ? "Yes, that's it ! He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic ?
