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25.4.15

Sardar in Bar

A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:


"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"


In deep husky voice a man next to him says:


"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...


1. Bartender is Sardar,


2. Bouncer is Sardar,


3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,


4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.


5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.


Now think about it.


Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:

"Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😂😂😆😆

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